One word each - yogfic - part one

Once, within the incredibly stupid brain of Sjin, something devious occurred...

Nukes seemed to be cascading around Yoglabs, Xephos calmly strode through a corridor.
Underneath Honeydew, sat testificate#27, fiddling with his puppy.
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Rythian le sighed, facepalming; "whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?"
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"Honeydew! Seeds!" Xephos seemed pissed. Unconsciously Honeydew dreamed about  TNT and Xephos' experiments with Jaffa cakes. Hearing screams he awoke to see "MANDREW? But... I thought?" He ran after the short doggu with a stick.
Meanwhile another nuke catastrophically struck the base, hitting Ridgedog's side, melting his power. He tumbled downwards through the reactor, whacking the control and switching coolant to antimatter. *sidenote - he only wanted to mine some copper*.

Sjin exploded in his chamber of sips. Crying, Sips held his belt, spanking Sjinnys' dead corpse.
"Revenge!" He blurted out, masturbating. Spafg! "Revenge..." He clenched his thighs and flew upwards, toward Yoglabs. His nemesis's deaths shall be painful and then he would spaf one final splooge and then clean Sjin's underwear.
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Xephos finally landed his jetpack, finding the decaying corpse of the dwarf, clinging to the shovel he gave him. Singed, unrecognisable...
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The dwarf groaned. Great, he was dead. Spacker le'chuck coughed. A fellow dwarf, he was ever so slightly miffed. A torpedo had landed after passing through the dead dwarf.
He knew something was wrong with the hero's... But... They were in a different world? "I must *cough* find them" he spat, setting sail for the veil at the end of the ocean. With a gasp and a splutter Honeydew awoke within himself, he looked around. The spaceman was crying above him. He couldn't see him? "Holy shit, I'm a ghost, what the fuck?! Also... Xephos is crying? Why am I not a clone?! The fuck?!" He screamed at the spaceman, but no response. 'I'm gonna go posses people and shit.' As the thought ran through his mind he tried to posses his corpse, stupidly failing and giving up on the idea straight away.
He watched as the spaceman stood, wiped his tears and swore revenge. Sips and Sjin. He knew it. He began to walk, and the dwarf followed. This was the Xephos he knew, not taking any shit from nobody.
"Yeah! You go buddy! Beat them dirt lovin' freaks up!" Honeydew yelled, following closely. It was strange to not get an answer, but something he'd grown accustomed to since working at Yoglabs.